i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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