The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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