Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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