She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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