New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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