you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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