sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
bring money and cleavage
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
