i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I party with great urgency now.
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