I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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