Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There's always time for handjobs
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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