Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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