Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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