You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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