i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I want to have your abortion
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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