I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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