At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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