so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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