apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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