hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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