he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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