I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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