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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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