Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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