what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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