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Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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