Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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