im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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