WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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