we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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