Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
So. Much. Porn.
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