your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
