do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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