No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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