you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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