ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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