what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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