He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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