On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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