He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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