Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
