I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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