There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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