I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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