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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"

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• (323): View more from California

  She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.

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