why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't think brook has ever known best
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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