Moan for me like Helen Keller
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's shark week go big or go home
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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