I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
