he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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