then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm really busy with my period
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