using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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