At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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