My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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