Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
too bad you live with your parents still
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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