In the future we'll all be gay
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
