I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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