Me. At least after what I've been through.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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