Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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