I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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