Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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