tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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