Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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